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IB History Project - Saturday Night Live
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To me the most amazing thing about the news is that whatever goes on in the world, it exactly fits the number of pages that they’re using in the paper that day. They must stand around after each addition going, ‘I don’t believe we JUST made it, AGAIN! If ONE more thing happens, we’re screwed! There is no more room in this paper!’
Jerry Seinfeld -

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my mother needs to understand that the Easter bunny is white…. not racist…. ghetto Easter bunny… that’s racist.
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my mother.
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ladies and gentlemen, i give you … my mother.
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“I FUCK DUDES”
this is what i get to drive behind sometimes …








